Our Christmas Vacation

Sung to the tune of “While My Guitar Gently Weeps”

We’re heading to Big Sur as soon as she wakes up

While Ma-in-law soundly sleeps

I walk on the floor and I step on a Cheerio

Still Ma-in-law soundly sleeps

It’s Christmas day morning the presents are piled high

We’re waiting to open them

But we’ll have to wait more.

It’s just 6:00 AM Cal’s been up since 4:30

While Ma-in-law soundly sleeps

Now Zoe’s awake and we’re all getting grumpy

Still Ma-in-law soundly sleeps

I drive Cal down the coast it’s amazing

Too bad it’s completely pitch black

I return after one hour

But now he’s sleeping in back.

Two days in a row now that no one is sleeping

While Ma-in-law soundly sleeps

I need coffee...

Still Ma-in-law soundly sleeps.